if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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Actually thanks to the rewind twist he’s only been HOH twice and won 7 competitions. Great social game? All he did was grope on guys all season and now only 4 of the original 15 contestants (Zach, Caleb, Derrick, Cody) can stand him so no, I don’t think he even played a decent social game. Victoria also made it to f5 does that mean she deserves to be in All Stars? Aaryn Gries was probably the most talked about last season but that doesn’t mean it was a good thing. But you know that’s just my onion.


I didn’t know crying “Ariana Grande’s my sister” when things got rough was considered good game.


why didn’t production tell them that if TA made it to F3 they would get a bonus when Donny’s game was in jeopardy??

oh yeah, because he’s not Ariana Grande’s brother

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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”


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Shout outs to all the white celebrities with black kids who still ain’t said shit about Ferguson. 

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