just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.


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Big Brother Bucket List (In no specific order)

  1. Get on the show.
  3. Try slop.
  4. Get a unitard! 
  5. Win at least one of each comp. 
  6. Walk out of DR screaming “WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH ROOM!?”
  7. Be a have not. (I know I said slop already but I mean experiencing the rest of it. Ex. Have not room. Special have not meals.)
  8. Play in OTEV.
  9. Play the black box comp!
  10. Play the jukebox comp! Aka the one where they play a song describing a comp/houseguest
  11. Make it to a tie breaker and have the Chenbot tell me to grab my chalkboard!
  12. Do the transitional dance thing in the hallway in between casting eviction votes. 
  14. Have Evel Dick talk about me on Dick At Nite. The only thing better than having Evel Dick compliment me(unlikely, c’mon he’s EVEL DICK), is having him insult me. 
  15. Do a Rachel Reilly impression. “FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST.”
  16. Make it to jury!
  17. Shake Queen Julie Chen’s hand.
  18. Feed the fishies of censorship! FOR THE LIVE FEEDSTERS!
  19.  Win an endurance comp! 
  20. Hear DR say insert your name here to the diary room!
  21. Receive a punishment from Big Brother!
  22. Have my PJs/House clothes be legendary to feedsters! (This ones for Zach’s Gator shirt!)
  23. Attempt to be as an amazing of a human being as Donny.
  24. Make sure my season is NOTHING like BB15.
  25. Hopefully win the $500,000!

I’ll probably be editing this and adding more as times goes by. 


Tim Brecht, I’m so sorry.